i am snoozing peacefully on the deck when i receive the summons… it seems i am to be a hack for someone who claims to be very busy elsewhere. this, of course,will require extra portions of chicken and some of that vanilla low fat yoghurt which,as is well known, is something i am very fond of.
and, apparently, this is called a post. yeah. honey, a post is the thing i use for a manicure.
and before you race to make comments about lower case and lack of hyphens and what not,
let me suggest that you try walking on a keyboard wearing fur mittens.you, not the keyboard. of course.
this business about being very busy elsewhere is all sham you know.total crap, in fact. she spent the entire day yesterday swanning around a shopping mall. an entire day. well, she did spend a couple of hours helping an art group from mental health to make cards. and the shopping mall stuff doesn’t count as busy cos she didn’t do any shopping.not even a box of crunchies for me. came home muttering something about 4 figure car repairs and how me an’ the ginger one will have to eat generic junk food. not happy,jan, i told her.
damn. i wish i could do caps and shift. bet i could if the witch hadn’t trimmed my claws.
must say, it’s good to go into the garden without being hurled into the next county by the qw,/\][wind. that was a typo, but consider it an expletive,ok. for 2 days we have had boreas doing his damndest to evict us. the floors are like that stuff they call the beach and i hate that. scrub the floor or suffer the furballs, i told her. she says it’s worse in the city where we used to live cos they got hail stones and flying roof tiles. i said so what.i live here now and i don’t like the beach on my floor. theatrical cough…
i wonder how that archie chap managed to get caps…i think his book is here somewhere.maybe i can find some tips…what the hell.
maybe she will be back tomorrow. maybe not. you might be stuck with me…ha ha.what the hell. have fun.
posted by josh.
yes, that is me in the picture.with orchids.