But having had to negotiate crowded roads , overcrowded carparks and very rude and stupid drivers in the lead-up to the holiday…. I am herewith revising that list. I’ll even settle for tardy workmen if I can have this …
I want a set of wicked wheels.
You know – hubcaps with a spur.
Like that racing chariot
Steven Boyd drove in “Ben Hur.”
Then, next time someone cuts me off
He wont just earn my ire__
I’ll carve my *^#$^** initials
In the white wall of his tyre!