What, I wonder, did we do before we had the wonderful world of Youtube?
To entertain you (and I defy anyone to say he’s not entertained!) while I’m off the air, here’s the Master, performing this classic.
What’s that, you say? You want to know what keeps me busy? A classroom full of Japanese students. I’m sure it will be fun, though I’m a little nervous about the “Aussie BBQ lunch.”
THE NEW RELIGION
The barbecue! Suburban males’ sacred weekend rite.
With beer can orb, for sceptre, now, a fork.
When cheaper cuts of meat are set alight
And women banned from joining priestly talk.
All hail the meat incinerator!
Handmaidens to him wilted lettuce bring.
Praise him! Praise the monstrous perpetrator.
Libation pour and loud! the paean sing.