I’m not at all hip (is that even still a current term?) and certainly not as clued-in as kids today. (Thankyou, Melanie, for sorting out my phone!)
But I can appreciate the humour in the confusion of modern technology. So can the delightful Mr. Corbett from BBC
You don’ arf see some odd sights in this place… this morning, on the walkway along the East River,with a stiff wind coming knife-like off the water I saw small dogs, legs not long enough to clear some of the snow heaps. But they were still trying pee on the snow heaps.
I saw a little girl, pushing a Christmas-new doll-sized stroller and falling into snow heaps.
And I saw a grown man, jogging. Well, I saw several people jogging, but only one in SHORTS. Little, bright red nylon running shorts. Barely enough to cover embarrassment. By the time he got home he probably didn’t have any embarrassment left!
I saw two boys laughing in a park. One was eating a burger .The other had an ice cream. I laughed, too.