So i thought I would bake her a cake. Yes, I can bake cakes.I have even been known to cover them in icing.
But we’ve been suffering a hellish heatwave here and I couldn’t face having the oven on as well. What to do? What to do? Ask Google, of course!
I wanted something a little more grown-up than the plethora of Barbie confections. ..so I added “adult” to the search.
Oh. Dear. Me. Don’t go there, people. Really.
I did find something that I thought might suit the well-honed wit of Ms Scarlet.Not quite as classy as her famous towering fountain of Ferrero Roche. But I thought this black tie affair might make her day.
Happy birthday, Scarlet.
I may have some spider sex for the next post.It depends on the spiders.