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IT WAS SCARLET’S BIRTHDAY…

So i thought I would bake her a cake. Yes, I can bake cakes.I have even been known to cover them in icing.

But we’ve been suffering a hellish heatwave here and I couldn’t face having the oven on as well. What to do? What to do? Ask Google, of course!

I wanted something a little more grown-up than the plethora of Barbie confections. ..so I added “adult” to the search.

Oh. Dear. Me. Don’t go there, people. Really.

I did find  something that I thought might suit the well-honed wit of Ms Scarlet.Not quite as classy as her famous towering fountain of Ferrero Roche. But I thought this black tie affair might make her day.

http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/920827/27215554/1483080682767/10710906-27215553-thumbnail.jpg?token=HQDEGWRy2jamvAVItvU245prvSM%3D

Happy birthday, Scarlet.

I may have some spider sex for the next post.It depends on the spiders.

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