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So i thought I would bake her a cake. Yes, I can bake cakes.I have even been known to cover them in icing.

But we’ve been suffering a hellish heatwave here and I couldn’t face having the oven on as well. What to do? What to do? Ask Google, of course!

I wanted something a little more grown-up than the plethora of Barbie confections. I added “adult” to the search.

Oh. Dear. Me. Don’t go there, people. Really.

I did find  something that I thought might suit the well-honed wit of Ms Scarlet.Not quite as classy as her famous towering fountain of Ferrero Roche. But I thought this black tie affair might make her day.

Happy birthday, Scarlet.

I may have some spider sex for the next post.It depends on the spiders.


Author: dinahmow

A New Zealander, currently living in tropical Queensland,Australia (with 2 cats and one Main Man).Old enough to remember George VI, white tennis balls and life-before-television.You want more? Read the blog!

16 thoughts on “IT WAS SCARLET’S BIRTHDAY…

  1. When in doubt stick a bow on it, is what I always say!
    Thank you so much, Dinah! And I understand not wanting to put the oven on…. i guess we could do something with whiskey and a crate of ice cubes?


  2. Nice dwarf balls ! And spider sex !
    I’ll have a stiff one, please …

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  3. That’s the trouble when people dress up – one never knows what’s hiding underneath it all!

    I am curiously excited about the impending spider sex. I hope it’s Andrew Garfield and not Toby Maguire…

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  4. Did someone finally mention CAKE?

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  5. Yes, cake. And it’s one of those magical kind…enough for all. 🙂

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  6. How did you know it was her birthday? Magic, schmagic. Give me a real slice.

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