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IT WAS SCARLET’S BIRTHDAY…

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So i thought I would bake her a cake. Yes, I can bake cakes.I have even been known to cover them in icing.

But we’ve been suffering a hellish heatwave here and I couldn’t face having the oven on as well. What to do? What to do? Ask Google, of course!

I wanted something a little more grown-up than the plethora of Barbie confections. ..so I added “adult” to the search.

Oh. Dear. Me. Don’t go there, people. Really.

I did find  something that I thought might suit the well-honed wit of Ms Scarlet.Not quite as classy as her famous towering fountain of Ferrero Roche. But I thought this black tie affair might make her day.

http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/920827/27215554/1483080682767/10710906-27215553-thumbnail.jpg?token=HQDEGWRy2jamvAVItvU245prvSM%3D

Happy birthday, Scarlet.

I may have some spider sex for the next post.It depends on the spiders.

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Author: dinahmow

A New Zealander, currently living in tropical Queensland,Australia (with 2 cats and one Main Man).Old enough to remember George VI, white tennis balls and life-before-television.You want more? Read the blog!

20 thoughts on “IT WAS SCARLET’S BIRTHDAY…

  1. When in doubt stick a bow on it, is what I always say!
    Thank you so much, Dinah! And I understand not wanting to put the oven on…. i guess we could do something with whiskey and a crate of ice cubes?
    Sx

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  2. Nice dwarf balls ! And spider sex !
    I’ll have a stiff one, please …

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  3. That’s the trouble when people dress up – one never knows what’s hiding underneath it all!

    I am curiously excited about the impending spider sex. I hope it’s Andrew Garfield and not Toby Maguire…

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  4. Did someone finally mention CAKE?

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  5. Yes, cake. And it’s one of those magical kind…enough for all. 🙂

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  6. How did you know it was her birthday? Magic, schmagic. Give me a real slice.

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  8. A big cyclone seems to be headed to your area. Stay safe!

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  9. Hello darling… how are you Baring up? I just hope that angry cow “Debbie” loses all her bluster very soon… stay safe

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  10. Hope Debbie didn’t blow the cake and everything else away.

    Massive hugs
    xx

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    • Well she made a god-awful mess of the district where she struck, but here(about an hour south of her landfall) we got off lightly.However…after the rain that came with the cyclone…we had a absolute cracker of an electrical storm; the lightning was vivd and close throughout the night and by daylight had gone south.I daresay your local news may even cover that little bit of nonsense! Highest river levels in decades, etc, etc. So we got off RELATIVELY lightly.
      Cool, autumnal start to today and lovely sunshine now. Thank you for the thoughts. Hugs to you both.xx

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