So i thought I would bake her a cake. Yes, I can bake cakes.I have even been known to cover them in icing.
But we’ve been suffering a hellish heatwave here and I couldn’t face having the oven on as well. What to do? What to do? Ask Google, of course!
I wanted something a little more grown-up than the plethora of Barbie confections. ..so I added “adult” to the search.
Oh. Dear. Me. Don’t go there, people. Really.
I did find  something that I thought might suit the well-honed wit of Ms Scarlet.Not quite as classy as her famous towering fountain of Ferrero Roche. But I thought this black tie affair might make her day.
Happy birthday, Scarlet.
I may have some spider sex for the next post.It depends on the spiders.
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When in doubt stick a bow on it, is what I always say!
Thank you so much, Dinah! And I understand not wanting to put the oven on…. i guess we could do something with whiskey and a crate of ice cubes?
Sx
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I expect you could do something with whiskey, like drink it.Me? I’ve tried, but can’t get past the smell of it. But my dad taught me how to pour his whiskey when I was a youngster.
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Snap on the whiskey. Front. Cannot get past the smell.
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Nice dwarf balls ! And spider sex !
I’ll have a stiff one, please …
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haha! I’ll have to ask the spiders.
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Big smiles.
Thank you.
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I know pink is not your most favourite colour, but I thought you’d chuckle.
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That’s the trouble when people dress up – one never knows what’s hiding underneath it all!
I am curiously excited about the impending spider sex. I hope it’s Andrew Garfield and not Toby Maguire…
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OK, I’ll fess up…I had to go to Google again for those names.And now I see what you mean! Oh well, a tad young for me.
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Did someone finally mention CAKE?
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Yes, indeed! Welcome, Mistress.I think Scarlet is loathe to put a knife to that cake or I’m sure she’d cut you a slice…
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Ooh cake!
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Yes, cake. And it’s one of those magical kind…enough for all. đŸ™‚
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How did you know it was her birthday? Magic, schmagic. Give me a real slice.
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Of course. but you’ll have to come over here. Come on-before you’re shackled by college fees!
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A big cyclone seems to be headed to your area. Stay safe!
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Hello darling… how are you Baring up? I just hope that angry cow “Debbie” loses all her bluster very soon… stay safe
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Hope Debbie didn’t blow the cake and everything else away.
Massive hugs
xx
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Well she made a god-awful mess of the district where she struck, but here(about an hour south of her landfall) we got off lightly.However…after the rain that came with the cyclone…we had a absolute cracker of an electrical storm; the lightning was vivd and close throughout the night and by daylight had gone south.I daresay your local news may even cover that little bit of nonsense! Highest river levels in decades, etc, etc. So we got off RELATIVELY lightly.
Cool, autumnal start to today and lovely sunshine now. Thank you for the thoughts. Hugs to you both.xx
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